Food time!

Doesn't matter where I live and how I live, I will always love easy to cook food.
Basic, cheap and tasty!

oh, I got SO hungry today, so I made scramble eggs with black pepper and toast.

Very tasty!

Happy Birthday Street Fighter II!

20 years already passed!
CAPCOM always doing a good work!
Micropost just to celebrate 20 years of Street Fighter II.

My trip to Bogota, Colombia [Part 1]

Let's start the post from the beginning, while in the plane.
This was my first trip with Avianca. They have brand new aircraft and wow, when I say brand new, it really is brand new! They plane I took is really cool!

...but first a camwhoring here...

At the plane. No make up, tired as hell, thanks Beverly Hills Hotel and Suites in San Salvador for your lack of interest in your guests! I'll explain later in another post!

Now, the pics that will show why Avianca planes are SO cool!

 No, we weren't at the executive class!
Each seat, even in the economic class, has their own touchscreen TV!
It was the first time I ever seen one of these planes.

 And every TV has also a remote controller, in case you have big fake nails like me and it brings you some level of difficulty with the touchscreen, you still can enjoy the trip!

 I still need to figure out the function of this USB port... I thought it was for charging something lol

Doesn't look like a keyboard mixed with a... game controller??
Yep, you are right, and guess what I watched dubbed in PORTUGUESE during the flight?

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DEXTER'S LABORATORY!!!

Oh my, one of my favorite cartoons EVER!!!
This episode is the babysitter one which Dexter is in love with her lol

After this episode, I lurked trough all the channels in the TV and found the game channel.
They had Solitaire, my current game boom(ok, I have a PS3 at home and even when I'm at home, I prefer to play Windows' Solitaire lol)....

And after winning for a while, here comes the food!

Avianca has great food. Better than Taca. By the way, Avianca is a Colombian company and they bought Taca, which is a company from El Salvador. Right now, Avianca/Taca is one of the biggest ones in Latin America, competting with LATAM(LAN and TAM, since TAM bought LAN last year).

And, to put an end on this post, look what I found at kid's channel:

A Disney's Classic Games Channel!

So, Avianca was a really good company and I do recommend it. Their staff is really nice too!!

Next post, I will discuss my thoughts about colombians before and after the trip.

Xoxoxox

NEW RESIDENT EVIL???

This post from girlswithcontrollers on Tumblr just gave me a electric shock feeling!
Oh, only God knows how I love Chris Redfield & Co. games!!

The new Resident Evil's title is Operation Racoon.
The trailer is just kick ass and make me want it so bad on my PS3!!

Cannot wait to play it.




I still don't know what it is all about, but looks like we are going back to 1998, Racoon City's outbreak.
I LOVE this chapter. This video was provided  by CapcomUnity on their Youtube Channel.

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I deleted my old one because my dashboard was full of porn.
I got tired of it!

Before going to Bogota, Colombia

Playing with a first generation iPod.
I think it is a first gen one. 

I fixed hubby's iPod that wasn't working for a couple of years and filled it up with Amy Whinehouse music.
Perfect soundtrack for a trip. These pics are from the night before going to Bogota, Colombia.

We took the last night before to chill out and have a micro honeymoon at Beverly Hills hotel and suites. What a disturbing night!! I am writing a review about it! It's like they don't care for their customers, they train their front desk people lie to us and even don't want us to complain for our rights?! WTF??

Trip Advisor soon will receive a new review about Beverly Hills Hotel and Suites El Salvador.

In Bogota, Colombia

Next post I will share my travel experiences in Bogota.

Creepy!

Created by Oatmeal

Bubba Gump!

I still cannot believe this actually exist. SO COOL!!
This is the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant in Cancun Airport.
I wanna eat there someday.
Oh man, I love Forrest Gump!!!

Sex Issues

My face in the pic shows everything.
I'm feeling discontent with my sex life, I feel like crying, like venting about it. But it is so personal that I prefer to just write that I'm sexually unhappy. I just wish I could have more attention or give the same interest.

Fuck this shit.

Office Boredom made my new tiwitter's background

Looking so tired, but Merilyn helps a lot in this pic.
I have nothing to say, so leave my pics speak for myself.

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Beach!!

This weekend I went twice to the beach here in El Salvador.
I do such big noise about beach here, way more than in Cozumel, because I live far away from beach and they are less nice, but still have a natural beach.

First time ever I've seen a beach with black sand.
The reason for this is because it is volcanic sand O_O

Camwhoring with some friends help. LOTS of rocks.

I really like those rocks, they give this unique look to the beach.

Celeste, Edith and Snooki, I mean, me lol
I wear too much make up, and  I LOVE IT!

I'm just a latin guidette shit. Me and my friends were playing like we were in some kind of Jersey Shore Latin version lol

But seriously, I've stopped the natural thing I was going for. Back to the old gyaru-esque shit of always. I just love to be the best, haha *oh lulz, I've been feeling so super*

And that day ended with this beautiful sunset. Saddly I have parkinson *lolz*
Now forgetting the lulz of the post, been with people around 20's just made me realize that I've been skipping my youth. Oh well, that happens, I feel bad sometimes, but you know what, I chose it. I feel happy with it.

Energy, I want it!!

I've been drinking Monster Energy, so tasty and it makes me go crazy!!
I feel like doing everything at the same time when I take Monster!!

Say Good Bye to an Era, say good bye to American Idiot

Oh man, today when I finally got a time to check Twitter, I saw on Trendy Topics that American Idiot(Green Day's play on Broadway) will be closing on this April 24th.

That brought me some memories...

Thanks to Green Day, and specially the American Idiot Album and its song Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I could heal part of my depression when I was 14-15. I carry really sweet memories from that time, even the weird look I used to have now sounds sweet.

Oh well, weird post from a weird ex little punk kiddo.

PLAYBOY MISS SOCIAL FEBRUARY 2011 - Ashley Alexiss

I've met Ashley during the contest, she is extreme sweet and hot.
I only have to say that she really deserves to be Miss Social, and the first BLONDE BOMBSHELL to win the contest.

Congrats and for sure you will end up as Playmate, you are too gorgeous to reach there!

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